Instagram That Psycho Writer

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

misandry-mermaid:

smitethepatriarchy:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"

Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.

misandry-mermaid:

smitethepatriarchy:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”

STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"

Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.

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bruh no this watch is hella shitty tbh

it falls apart in .5 seconds like literally

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have these two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have these two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS